A Tired Older Woman

A Tired Older Woman: Loses Weight and Keeps It Off!

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You know you’re old when Google shows reruns of I Love Lucy as a birthday tribute to Lucille Ball, and you saw the show live when it first aired.

-ATOW

You know you’re old when you remember the McDonald’s sign showing 100 hamburgers sold.

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You know you’re old when you learned to drive in a 1957 Mercury that had a push button transmission.

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You know you’re old when the wrinkles on the face of the gray-haired woman looking back from the mirror scare even you.

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You know that you’re old when your firstborn turns 40.

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You know that you’re old when you can remember your kindergarten teacher was named Mrs. Flower, but you can’t remember the day of the week.

-ATOW

 

3 Responses to A Tired Older Woman

  1. EP Vaughn says:

    We got our 1st TV in the mid 50s and all the neighbors would come over on Monday nights to watch I Love Lucy.

    When I was in college, McDonalds put up a sign saying they had sold over a million hamburgers.

    I learned to drive in a 53 Chevy pickup truck.

    I’ve learned to shave without actually looking at my face in the mirror.

    I can remember my 1st Grade teacher spanking me for hitting a girl, but I can never remember where I put my glasses.

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